What’s that? That? Oh, nothing. Just firing an electron gun. Like a boss.
In response to a discussion yesterday…
On a more serious note:
When finding a net force, you must find the sum of all the forces acting on the object. In our journey as Christians, many forces are acting on us, pulling us in many different directions. Draw a free body diagram showing the forces acting on you as a Christian. Write 100 words or more discussing the diagram. Be sure to include a discussion of the forces needed to put you on the path to heaven and any forces pulling you away from that path.
Folks, this is not science. This is not physics. This is pseudoscience. Fake science. And when you send your students out with this assignment and suggest they contact some physicists for help completing it, it is goddamn annoying.
Your Christianity does not have mass. Newton’s Second Law does not apply.
Go back to school.
Meets and exceeds the minimum requirements to be an astronaut.
Rolling with mah homies.
aka: Things I buy because they are on clearance. Such a deal!
Reason #67 your physicist stops in the middle of a presentation and looks momentarily distracted:
Sudden realization that the odd feeling in her pant leg is, according to Occam’s Razor, most likely to be caused by a dirty pair of underwear wedged around her left knee.
The increasingly distracted appearance a few minutes later is because that feeling is migrating downward…
Received an email about paucity of women in science, engineering, technology and math fields entitled “Where are the women at.” Read the entire email in the voice of Blazing Saddles…
Reads the latest steampunk novel with a red pen in hand. Correcting egregious violations of remedial physics.
At a conference. Tuck free drink ticket into the back of her name badge. Never know when it might be needed. Immediately.